Log Form:
Network Username: SEC/SCI/ENG/MED/OPE_FIRSTNAMEINITIAL_LASTNAME
Examples:
OPE_P_Parker
SEC_S_Rogers
Network Titles: ALL, DIVISION, SUBDIVISION, USERNAME(Private)
Examples:
OPE_P_Parker to ALL
OPE_P_Parker to SCIENCE
OPE_P_Parker to SCI_Xenobiology
OPE_P_Parker to SEC_S_Rogers
OPE_P_Parker to SEC_S_Rogers, SCI_B_Banner
Assistance required in the REPAIRS LAB
Assistance required in the REPAIRS LAB
MEDICAL CREW ALERT
OPE_N_Wolfwood is in critical condition
[ Anyone coming to the repairs lab will find Wolfwood by a terminal, unconscious, smoking and with a distressed little maintenance drone trying to wake him up. He touched a live wire, and he'll be unconscious for the duration of Joe's hiatus. Permission was granted to move him around, bring him up to Medical, draw dicks on his face - just don't find and remove the fairy light from that little drone. ]
Assistance required in the REPAIRS LAB
MEDICAL CREW ALERT
OPE_N_Wolfwood is in critical condition
[ Anyone coming to the repairs lab will find Wolfwood by a terminal, unconscious, smoking and with a distressed little maintenance drone trying to wake him up. He touched a live wire, and he'll be unconscious for the duration of Joe's hiatus. Permission was granted to move him around, bring him up to Medical, draw dicks on his face - just don't find and remove the fairy light from that little drone. ]
[ it's Dr. Grumpus, bothering everybody about medical crap again! ]
Now that we have two medical officers awake and have recently returned from an alien planet, basic check-ups will be re-implemented. Check-ups will be BASIC: a P-HYMN-1.A scan, check on bracelet, and basic questions. These are mandatory for all crew members. There are only a handful of us, it is small ship, do not make me come and find you.
There is no set schedule for check-ups yet, as the moment I set schedule, it will inevitably have to be changed thanks to an off-planet visit or emotional manipulation from giant space alien or whatever will be thrown at us. Needless to say, after any ship-wide event affecting all or multiple members of the crew, you will at least undergo basic once-over.
As always, feel free to ask myself or Dr. Baizhu for assistance should you develop pains, unexplained symptoms, or deviance from the norm.
I also would like to thank crew members for continued assistance with the quarantine process involved in providing medicine to Captain Drake. Anyone who wishes to join that roster, please reply here.
I hope that is all. Please do not do anything that gives me cause to make shipwide announcement.
Now that we have two medical officers awake and have recently returned from an alien planet, basic check-ups will be re-implemented. Check-ups will be BASIC: a P-HYMN-1.A scan, check on bracelet, and basic questions. These are mandatory for all crew members. There are only a handful of us, it is small ship, do not make me come and find you.
There is no set schedule for check-ups yet, as the moment I set schedule, it will inevitably have to be changed thanks to an off-planet visit or emotional manipulation from giant space alien or whatever will be thrown at us. Needless to say, after any ship-wide event affecting all or multiple members of the crew, you will at least undergo basic once-over.
As always, feel free to ask myself or Dr. Baizhu for assistance should you develop pains, unexplained symptoms, or deviance from the norm.
I also would like to thank crew members for continued assistance with the quarantine process involved in providing medicine to Captain Drake. Anyone who wishes to join that roster, please reply here.
I hope that is all. Please do not do anything that gives me cause to make shipwide announcement.
; malfunctions include data "hallucinations" that misquote established documentation or invent information and sources wholesale, applying real parameters in the wrong situation, or communication failure between subsystems. Though the mechanics are dissimilar, the effects are similar in effect to the memory issues experienced by humans when their "hardware" begins to degrade. The ethical questions posed by allowing such degradation to take place in a closed environment mean that the effects are poorly understood
QUERY:Parameter{SCIR0medlog0013735
include term: "migraine","feedback","neural","failsafe"
exclude data string: YEAR2498-25mjh
[Only a few seconds after the first message sends, there's a second message;]
Data sent improperly, please disregard.
QUERY:Parameter{SCIR0medlog0013735
include term: "migraine","feedback","neural","failsafe"
exclude data string: YEAR2498-25mjh
[Only a few seconds after the first message sends, there's a second message;]
Data sent improperly, please disregard.
Hello? Is anyone there?
This is Dr. Baizhu. Something has apparently gone wrong with my cryo pod.
This is Dr. Baizhu. Something has apparently gone wrong with my cryo pod.
CHARACTERS: Vash & Open
TIME: Around 24-25th December
LOCATION: Mess Hall
WARNINGS: None!
( Falalalalalalala )
ENG_V_Saverem to ALL
Happy Winter Holiday, everyone. There are some treats in the mess hall.
TIME: Around 24-25th December
LOCATION: Mess Hall
WARNINGS: None!
( Falalalalalalala )
ENG_V_Saverem to ALL
Happy Winter Holiday, everyone. There are some treats in the mess hall.
[ It's everybody's favorite person, Dr. Asshole! ]
Updates on captain's status:
1. Pain medication was effective treatment. However, it will not cure the captain, only manage the symptoms. I do not want to speak more on Drake's condition due to patient confidentiality, but it is safe to say that any sort of treatment more advanced than minor pain medication cannot happen. If I had some more information, then maybe I could whip up a stronger vaccine: vitals, blood sample, saliva sample, etc. But L3TH3 is unwilling to give me access.
[ 'patient confidentiality' doesn't mean shit when Hilbert's pretty sure at least two to three people here know about the captain's status already, but it's good to have that on the official record! He's a good doctor. ]
2. However, L3TH3 has allowed continued pain medication treatment (delivering nebulized pain medication through the ventilation system). The 48 hour quarantine still remains in place.
2a. At the moment, I am the only person on Medical Staff not in cryostasis.
2b. L3TH3 is allowing other people to implement pain medication treatment under the condition that if something goes wrong, I will be blamed. I can do the hard part in the Medical Bay: nebulizing the pain medication. For anyone who wishes to help, I can train you on how to deliver the medicine through the ventilation. That way, we wouldn't have a situation where our solitary doctor is spending far too much time in quarantine.
I realize that you may have questions and I am always happy to help. But I cannot stress this enough: if you receive any information about Captain Drake's physical, emotional, or mental state, please tell me. Current treatment is frontier medicine at best. Any information can and will be used to help ease Drake's suffering.
Addendum: please stop by Medical if you are experiencing any lingering emotional trauma, memory insertion, etc. from recent events. I am not psychiatrist, but I can at least cover basics.
[ Hilbert suspects that the extra-terrestrial giant mollusk thing didn't actually cause the memory insertion...but he's also not going to say 'hey, I remember a spaceship that I know I've never seen before' on a public channel. ]
Updates on captain's status:
1. Pain medication was effective treatment. However, it will not cure the captain, only manage the symptoms. I do not want to speak more on Drake's condition due to patient confidentiality, but it is safe to say that any sort of treatment more advanced than minor pain medication cannot happen. If I had some more information, then maybe I could whip up a stronger vaccine: vitals, blood sample, saliva sample, etc. But L3TH3 is unwilling to give me access.
[ 'patient confidentiality' doesn't mean shit when Hilbert's pretty sure at least two to three people here know about the captain's status already, but it's good to have that on the official record! He's a good doctor. ]
2. However, L3TH3 has allowed continued pain medication treatment (delivering nebulized pain medication through the ventilation system). The 48 hour quarantine still remains in place.
2a. At the moment, I am the only person on Medical Staff not in cryostasis.
2b. L3TH3 is allowing other people to implement pain medication treatment under the condition that if something goes wrong, I will be blamed. I can do the hard part in the Medical Bay: nebulizing the pain medication. For anyone who wishes to help, I can train you on how to deliver the medicine through the ventilation. That way, we wouldn't have a situation where our solitary doctor is spending far too much time in quarantine.
I realize that you may have questions and I am always happy to help. But I cannot stress this enough: if you receive any information about Captain Drake's physical, emotional, or mental state, please tell me. Current treatment is frontier medicine at best. Any information can and will be used to help ease Drake's suffering.
Addendum: please stop by Medical if you are experiencing any lingering emotional trauma, memory insertion, etc. from recent events. I am not psychiatrist, but I can at least cover basics.
[ Hilbert suspects that the extra-terrestrial giant mollusk thing didn't actually cause the memory insertion...but he's also not going to say 'hey, I remember a spaceship that I know I've never seen before' on a public channel. ]
Wolfwood's failed attempt at mutiny has given us something usefulβthough please do not congratulate him on this.
The bridge's life support system is a closed loop. There is a diverter for the bridge: additives for the oxygen can be added there, with little risk of backflow. If we aerosolize pain medication and deliver it though the bridge's oxygen flow, there is lesser risk of infection. L3THE has allowed me to make this attempt, only if I am quarantined for forty-eight hours to check for signs of infection.
You have four hours to bring me whatever medical problems you may or may not have before I make the attempt. During those forty-eight hours, I will have my communicator on me. Telehealth is an option, but I will not be able to physically treat any ailments. You also have four hours to ask me any questions about the pain medication, treatment plan, et cetera.
Please do not do anything stupid during the forty-eight hours I will be unavailable.
The bridge's life support system is a closed loop. There is a diverter for the bridge: additives for the oxygen can be added there, with little risk of backflow. If we aerosolize pain medication and deliver it though the bridge's oxygen flow, there is lesser risk of infection. L3THE has allowed me to make this attempt, only if I am quarantined for forty-eight hours to check for signs of infection.
You have four hours to bring me whatever medical problems you may or may not have before I make the attempt. During those forty-eight hours, I will have my communicator on me. Telehealth is an option, but I will not be able to physically treat any ailments. You also have four hours to ask me any questions about the pain medication, treatment plan, et cetera.
Please do not do anything stupid during the forty-eight hours I will be unavailable.
CHARACTERS: Vash & Open
TIME: The 20th
LOCATION: B-Level, a lounge
WARNINGS: Just an idiot falling down
( names a power generator )
TIME: The 20th
LOCATION: B-Level, a lounge
WARNINGS: Just an idiot falling down
( names a power generator )