Vash 🌿 The Stampede (
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Potatoes?
CHARACTERS: Vash & You
TIME: Today
LOCATION: Mess Hall
WARNINGS: Alcohol and being blackout drunk
[ There's a bit of a mess in the cafeteria, and the mess is named Vash Saverem. Slumped over the table like an oversized toddler, the engineer is clutching a pail like it's the most important item in the world.
Whatever is in it smells awful. Like straight up death and dumb ideas. Trying to grow potatoes from synthesized ones was one horrible mistake, and trying to ferment them into alcohol an even worse one. How he's even managed to drink himself stupid on it without throwing it up from the taste alone is impressive.
He just - he needed to get that image out of his brain by any means possible. His twin, filling the sky with blades, slicing through stone like it was butter. His laughter. So yeah, he might have been binge-drinking from a pail of cloudy death vodka.
...the only redeeming quality in this pathetic display is the P-HYMN-1.A on the table next to him, showing acceptable levels of methanol. He'll live, but he'll be wishing he didn't when the terrible moonshine has run its course. ]
TIME: Today
LOCATION: Mess Hall
WARNINGS: Alcohol and being blackout drunk
[ There's a bit of a mess in the cafeteria, and the mess is named Vash Saverem. Slumped over the table like an oversized toddler, the engineer is clutching a pail like it's the most important item in the world.
Whatever is in it smells awful. Like straight up death and dumb ideas. Trying to grow potatoes from synthesized ones was one horrible mistake, and trying to ferment them into alcohol an even worse one. How he's even managed to drink himself stupid on it without throwing it up from the taste alone is impressive.
He just - he needed to get that image out of his brain by any means possible. His twin, filling the sky with blades, slicing through stone like it was butter. His laughter. So yeah, he might have been binge-drinking from a pail of cloudy death vodka.
...the only redeeming quality in this pathetic display is the P-HYMN-1.A on the table next to him, showing acceptable levels of methanol. He'll live, but he'll be wishing he didn't when the terrible moonshine has run its course. ]
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He doesn't want to be sober again. ]
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There's a moment where Rin says nothing else, just moves away from the table where Vash has settled himself - but if (big if) Vash is registering anything other than the immediate fact of their sudden distance, he might register that they're headed towards the synthesizer.]
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No more puking, at least. Instead he just silently listens to Rin walking away. First he assumes they're heading off to let him drown in his shame, so when he notices they're going to the syntheziser his drunk brain is confused. ]
Huh?
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Electrolytes.
[Come on Vash, doesn't that look better than potato death vodka?]
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Rin...
[ It looks amazing, honestly. He has to grab the glass with two hands since he's so unsteady - and he's probably spilling some anyway. At least he's drinking it. ]
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Don't mention it.
[No really, don't. They might actually flee.]
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Okay. Not.. not saying anything. Buddy.
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Great.
[At least he seems distracted from whatever part of the memory had him so fucked up.]
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I think... think I need a nap.
[ You sure do, you drunk disaster. ]
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I don't think you should move.
[Aka, they're not carrying you anywhere, Vash.]
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Mhm... that's... that's....
[ Yep, out like a light. ]
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