plantussy: (valerian)
Vash 🌿 The Stampede ([personal profile] plantussy) wrote in [community profile] themnemosyne2025-03-03 09:59 pm

Potatoes?

CHARACTERS: Vash & You
TIME: Today
LOCATION: Mess Hall
WARNINGS: Alcohol and being blackout drunk

[ There's a bit of a mess in the cafeteria, and the mess is named Vash Saverem. Slumped over the table like an oversized toddler, the engineer is clutching a pail like it's the most important item in the world.

Whatever is in it smells awful. Like straight up death and dumb ideas. Trying to grow potatoes from synthesized ones was one horrible mistake, and trying to ferment them into alcohol an even worse one. How he's even managed to drink himself stupid on it without throwing it up from the taste alone is impressive.

He just - he needed to get that image out of his brain by any means possible. His twin, filling the sky with blades, slicing through stone like it was butter. His laughter. So yeah, he might have been binge-drinking from a pail of cloudy death vodka.

...the only redeeming quality in this pathetic display is the P-HYMN-1.A on the table next to him, showing acceptable levels of methanol. He'll live, but he'll be wishing he didn't when the terrible moonshine has run its course. ]
itdoesntlikeyou: (this is stupid)

[personal profile] itdoesntlikeyou 2025-03-11 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[No shoulder pats this time - Vash is going to have to lie in the bed he made.

There's a moment where Rin says nothing else, just moves away from the table where Vash has settled himself - but if (big if) Vash is registering anything other than the immediate fact of their sudden distance, he might register that they're headed towards the synthesizer.]
itdoesntlikeyou: (headache)

[personal profile] itdoesntlikeyou 2025-03-12 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[It doesn't take long, whatever they're doing. When they return to the table, it's with a completely full glass that they plunk down in front of Vash.]

Electrolytes.

[Come on Vash, doesn't that look better than potato death vodka?]
itdoesntlikeyou: (that was weird)

[personal profile] itdoesntlikeyou 2025-03-14 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rin isn't looking anywhere near Vash, and withdraws as soon as he's got a good hold on his drink, folding their arms over their chest.]

Don't mention it.

[No really, don't. They might actually flee.]
itdoesntlikeyou: (side eye)

[personal profile] itdoesntlikeyou 2025-03-16 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rin stares long enough to make sure that Vash actually finishes off the water, before shrugging. They're not going to leave the booze unsupervised here no matter how nice Vash acts.]

Great.

[At least he seems distracted from whatever part of the memory had him so fucked up.]
itdoesntlikeyou: (side eye)

[personal profile] itdoesntlikeyou 2025-03-23 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Yeah about that, huh.]

I don't think you should move.

[Aka, they're not carrying you anywhere, Vash.]
itdoesntlikeyou: (murder)

[personal profile] itdoesntlikeyou 2025-03-29 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin gives it five minutes, sets down another glass of water, and then leaves Vash to himself. They'll send him a message tomorrow to make sure he didn't die.]